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November 1, 1993
Top Ten Ways To Make The Pillsbury Bake-Off More Exciting
10. Oven mitts full of angry hornets
9. To increase likelihood of thrilling bake-off avalanche, hold bake-off at
bottom of snow-covered mountain
8. Claudia Schiffer marches around in nothing but a couple dabs of frosting
7. Allow steroids
6. See how long it takes to hail a cab at rush hour
5. President Clinton can attack at any time and try to eat your entry
before the judges see it
4. First prize: $10,000. Second prize: Death!
3. All recipes must contain both "nitro" and "glycerin"
2. Have that little doughboy "do it" with Mrs. Butterworth
1. Guess what? That ain't meringue!